January 2010
6 posts
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ohmaygah: every time i walk by a pharmacy, i just want to grab onto the cage and just scream "LET ME IN"
sierratherobot: LOL.
ohmaygah: since they are always closed
ohmaygah: and i shop at nights
ohmaygah: and all i want is like, 30 seconds
ohmaygah: it would be like a supermarket sweep thing
ohmaygah: but all i want is drugs
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Despiteful Angel: WAIT.. imdb says Topless Female Nudity
Despiteful Angel: I DID NOT SEE
Despiteful Angel: WTF
Despiteful Angel: REWATCHING FOR NIPS
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Despiteful Angel: oh
Despiteful Angel: is she 35
ohmaygah: she either takes good or bad pictures. she's in the middle in person
ohmaygah: i don't know
ohmaygah: i forgot
ohmaygah: about my age, though
Despiteful Angel: 15
ohmaygah: ya
ohmaygah: she called with her mom in the car, has her permit
Despiteful Angel: haha
Despiteful Angel: that made me choke
Despiteful Angel: on the water
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I've started using this Omegle anonymous chat...
Stranger: i probably have to eat sooner or later
You: go eat something!
You: pasta
You: mm.
Stranger: all i have is bread so its toast for me
Stranger: not very appetizing
You: awww.
You: no jelly or anything?
You: thats so sad.
You: i'll send you groceries instead of flowers.
Stranger: thanks!
You: fine cheeses!
Stranger: i don't even like flowers
Stranger: omg
Stranger: are you rich?
You: i wish!
You: i was just trying to woo you.
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dragonheadjoe: did you see those gloves with the spikes??
sierratherobot: yesss.
sierratherobot: obebe.
sierratherobot: smack me with them!
dragonheadjoe: those are a better version than the ones ive seen
dragonheadjoe: you cant smack
dragonheadjoe: youll break the skin
sierratherobot: EXACTLY.
sierratherobot: HIT ME.
dragonheadjoe: what you can do
dragonheadjoe: is grab
dragonheadjoe: and squeeze
dragonheadjoe: wait.. what the hell
dragonheadjoe: you want to be stabbed?
sierratherobot: lmao!
sierratherobot: i was mostly joking
dragonheadjoe: sure sure...
dragonheadjoe: your bf likes hello kitty and your like to be stabbed
dragonheadjoe: the universe is goin horribly awry
sierratherobot: LOLOL
Omegle?
Stranger: tell me your secrets
You: LOL
You: I don't have any.
Stranger: aw fuck
You: I'm a robot.
Stranger: what kind of robot
You: A scary one. With lots of pokey things.
Stranger: pokey things ....
You: Yeah. iProbe.
Stranger: probe ...
You: Lmao.
You: Tell me your secrets!
Stranger: i'm gay
You: That's cute.