December 2009
18 posts
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Wailing Steel: Beeeeeen rolling joints for tomorrow
Wailing Steel: Going to smoke some friends out at work.
sierratherobot: oic.
sierratherobot: i'm going to work tomorrow and i am going to do acid with my manager.
sierratherobot: then we are going to sit behind the counter and shoot heroin
sierratherobot: then at 12:30 when my friend Eva comes in, we are going to roll fourteen joints and smoke them in the back.
sierratherobot: we will invite all of our customers to come and smoke with us for the super low price of only $19.95 per hit.
Wailing Steel: Ummmmm... What?
sierratherobot: yeah, so if i don't talk to you after work
sierratherobot: i probably overdosed.
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que vera sera: srsly i could drum for jack white
que vera sera: and he'd turn around and be like
que vera sera: o hay
que vera sera: meg got cute
ohmaygah: :D
que vera sera: wat hapen
que vera sera: and i'd be like o bby :-*
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ohmaygah: i'm sure it would work
ohmaygah: it does in the cartoons!
sierratherobot: LOL
sierratherobot: I AM NOT A CARTOON
ohmaygah: WHAT
sierratherobot: i just sound like one
ohmaygah: LETTUCE DO IT
sierratherobot: LETTUCE.
sierratherobot: LOL.
sierratherobot: RIGHT MEOW?
ohmaygah: YA
ohmaygah: LETTUCE GOPHER IT, RIGHT MEOW
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Despiteful Angel: http://wakoopa.com/software/hello-kitty-online-north-america WEEKLY TOP USER, YESSS
OscarB85: i can see your vagina is growing in nicely
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dreamdebris: i have the money, the card is right here, i want your indian drugs
dreamdebris: THIS SHOULD BE EASY, like a hand off across an ocean
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ohmaygah: the only food item i purchased were bananas. i ended up buying two bottles of wine and fuze.
ohmaygah: i win at grocery shopping?
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dreamdebris: now i want to send effgeet strange messages
dreamdebris: BUT HE ISN'T ONLINE
ohmaygah: I KNOW, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT
dreamdebris: he's probably out fondling emo girls
ohmaygah: i think he's single
ohmaygah: but yes, probably fondling emo boys
dreamdebris: totally
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ohmaygah: i think someone added alcohol to my vodka
ohmaygah: it tastes stronger than usual
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dysphoricmuse: i want a new bag... a sanrio one
ohmaygah: i want a bag :(
ohmaygah: TO PUT THINGS IN!
ohmaygah: or to just wear around the apartment
ohmaygah: and pretend i have things to do
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effgeet: NSA is having a career fair thing here in a few weeks. DEF going to it
BuckwalterDan: Hah, wonder if you would pass the lifestyle poly
effgeet: I'm fairly sure I would
effgeet: I'm a pretty boring guy. I don't drink much, I've never smoked pot..I've never even smoked a cigarette... I don't want to fuck children, or feet, or children's feet
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letsstealahouse: taxis?
Despiteful Angel: $$$
Despiteful Angel: rape
letsstealahouse: Subway.
Despiteful Angel: real rape
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sierratherobot: i don't understand! i have the self-confidence of an overweight preteen at a pool party
sierratherobot: but you've seen my boobs!
sierratherobot: and you're all "I'M MARK, I RUN THIS SHIT."
sierratherobot: but you get all nervous and shy.
sierratherobot: it's kind of adorable.
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sierratherobot: I waaant to buy a rabbit.
sierratherobot: not tha animal kiiind.
sierratherobot: how much are they?
ohmaygah: i like rabbits, they're cute!
ohmaygah: they shouldn't be that much, you can get them for free on craigslist !
sierratherobot: no way.
ohmaygah: yess!
sierratherobot: they're probably used or something!
ohmaygah: haha, they're all slightly used!
ohmaygah: OH
ohmaygah: I DIDN'T READ THE ANIMAL PART
ohmaygah: oops!
ohmaygah: but yes, i like the vw rabbits too :)
sierratherobot: LMAO.
sierratherobot: XD
sierratherobot: the sex toy ones!
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dreamdebris: dude seriously, it has more ports than a cyborg prostitute
ohmaygah: that's pretty hot
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booze and filth: i'm gettin wasteddddddddddddd
aaaaaarexander: how new and exciting
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dysphoricmuse: so i made the reservation for the room in okc
dysphoricmuse: it's in norman, actually
dysphoricmuse: ok
Despiteful Angel: reservations
dysphoricmuse: yes
Despiteful Angel: Dorcia?
dysphoricmuse: what?
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dysphoricmuse: i like you
dysphoricmuse: i'm totally gay for you
booze and filth: thanks bb
booze and filth: i'd pound you with a big black strap on
dysphoricmuse: sounds fun
dysphoricmuse: could be different than my usual friday night routine
booze and filth: but i cant cheat on ben~