January 2010
6 posts
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ohmaygah: every time i walk by a pharmacy, i just want to grab onto the cage and just scream "LET ME IN"
sierratherobot: LOL.
ohmaygah: since they are always closed
ohmaygah: and i shop at nights
ohmaygah: and all i want is like, 30 seconds
ohmaygah: it would be like a supermarket sweep thing
ohmaygah: but all i want is drugs
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Despiteful Angel: WAIT.. imdb says Topless Female Nudity
Despiteful Angel: I DID NOT SEE
Despiteful Angel: WTF
Despiteful Angel: REWATCHING FOR NIPS
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Despiteful Angel: oh
Despiteful Angel: is she 35
ohmaygah: she either takes good or bad pictures. she's in the middle in person
ohmaygah: i don't know
ohmaygah: i forgot
ohmaygah: about my age, though
Despiteful Angel: 15
ohmaygah: ya
ohmaygah: she called with her mom in the car, has her permit
Despiteful Angel: haha
Despiteful Angel: that made me choke
Despiteful Angel: on the water
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I've started using this Omegle anonymous chat...
Stranger: i probably have to eat sooner or later
You: go eat something!
You: pasta
You: mm.
Stranger: all i have is bread so its toast for me
Stranger: not very appetizing
You: awww.
You: no jelly or anything?
You: thats so sad.
You: i'll send you groceries instead of flowers.
Stranger: thanks!
You: fine cheeses!
Stranger: i don't even like flowers
Stranger: omg
Stranger: are you rich?
You: i wish!
You: i was just trying to woo you.
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dragonheadjoe: did you see those gloves with the spikes??
sierratherobot: yesss.
sierratherobot: obebe.
sierratherobot: smack me with them!
dragonheadjoe: those are a better version than the ones ive seen
dragonheadjoe: you cant smack
dragonheadjoe: youll break the skin
sierratherobot: EXACTLY.
sierratherobot: HIT ME.
dragonheadjoe: what you can do
dragonheadjoe: is grab
dragonheadjoe: and squeeze
dragonheadjoe: wait.. what the hell
dragonheadjoe: you want to be stabbed?
sierratherobot: lmao!
sierratherobot: i was mostly joking
dragonheadjoe: sure sure...
dragonheadjoe: your bf likes hello kitty and your like to be stabbed
dragonheadjoe: the universe is goin horribly awry
sierratherobot: LOLOL
Omegle?
Stranger: tell me your secrets
You: LOL
You: I don't have any.
Stranger: aw fuck
You: I'm a robot.
Stranger: what kind of robot
You: A scary one. With lots of pokey things.
Stranger: pokey things ....
You: Yeah. iProbe.
Stranger: probe ...
You: Lmao.
You: Tell me your secrets!
Stranger: i'm gay
You: That's cute.
December 2009
18 posts
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Wailing Steel: Beeeeeen rolling joints for tomorrow
Wailing Steel: Going to smoke some friends out at work.
sierratherobot: oic.
sierratherobot: i'm going to work tomorrow and i am going to do acid with my manager.
sierratherobot: then we are going to sit behind the counter and shoot heroin
sierratherobot: then at 12:30 when my friend Eva comes in, we are going to roll fourteen joints and smoke them in the back.
sierratherobot: we will invite all of our customers to come and smoke with us for the super low price of only $19.95 per hit.
Wailing Steel: Ummmmm... What?
sierratherobot: yeah, so if i don't talk to you after work
sierratherobot: i probably overdosed.
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que vera sera: srsly i could drum for jack white
que vera sera: and he'd turn around and be like
que vera sera: o hay
que vera sera: meg got cute
ohmaygah: :D
que vera sera: wat hapen
que vera sera: and i'd be like o bby :-*
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ohmaygah: i'm sure it would work
ohmaygah: it does in the cartoons!
sierratherobot: LOL
sierratherobot: I AM NOT A CARTOON
ohmaygah: WHAT
sierratherobot: i just sound like one
ohmaygah: LETTUCE DO IT
sierratherobot: LETTUCE.
sierratherobot: LOL.
sierratherobot: RIGHT MEOW?
ohmaygah: YA
ohmaygah: LETTUCE GOPHER IT, RIGHT MEOW
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Despiteful Angel: http://wakoopa.com/software/hello-kitty-online-north-america WEEKLY TOP USER, YESSS
OscarB85: i can see your vagina is growing in nicely
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dreamdebris: i have the money, the card is right here, i want your indian drugs
dreamdebris: THIS SHOULD BE EASY, like a hand off across an ocean
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ohmaygah: the only food item i purchased were bananas. i ended up buying two bottles of wine and fuze.
ohmaygah: i win at grocery shopping?
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dreamdebris: now i want to send effgeet strange messages
dreamdebris: BUT HE ISN'T ONLINE
ohmaygah: I KNOW, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT
dreamdebris: he's probably out fondling emo girls
ohmaygah: i think he's single
ohmaygah: but yes, probably fondling emo boys
dreamdebris: totally
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ohmaygah: i think someone added alcohol to my vodka
ohmaygah: it tastes stronger than usual
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dysphoricmuse: i want a new bag... a sanrio one
ohmaygah: i want a bag :(
ohmaygah: TO PUT THINGS IN!
ohmaygah: or to just wear around the apartment
ohmaygah: and pretend i have things to do
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effgeet: NSA is having a career fair thing here in a few weeks. DEF going to it
BuckwalterDan: Hah, wonder if you would pass the lifestyle poly
effgeet: I'm fairly sure I would
effgeet: I'm a pretty boring guy. I don't drink much, I've never smoked pot..I've never even smoked a cigarette... I don't want to fuck children, or feet, or children's feet
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letsstealahouse: taxis?
Despiteful Angel: $$$
Despiteful Angel: rape
letsstealahouse: Subway.
Despiteful Angel: real rape
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sierratherobot: i don't understand! i have the self-confidence of an overweight preteen at a pool party
sierratherobot: but you've seen my boobs!
sierratherobot: and you're all "I'M MARK, I RUN THIS SHIT."
sierratherobot: but you get all nervous and shy.
sierratherobot: it's kind of adorable.
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sierratherobot: I waaant to buy a rabbit.
sierratherobot: not tha animal kiiind.
sierratherobot: how much are they?
ohmaygah: i like rabbits, they're cute!
ohmaygah: they shouldn't be that much, you can get them for free on craigslist !
sierratherobot: no way.
ohmaygah: yess!
sierratherobot: they're probably used or something!
ohmaygah: haha, they're all slightly used!
ohmaygah: OH
ohmaygah: I DIDN'T READ THE ANIMAL PART
ohmaygah: oops!
ohmaygah: but yes, i like the vw rabbits too :)
sierratherobot: LMAO.
sierratherobot: XD
sierratherobot: the sex toy ones!
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dreamdebris: dude seriously, it has more ports than a cyborg prostitute
ohmaygah: that's pretty hot
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booze and filth: i'm gettin wasteddddddddddddd
aaaaaarexander: how new and exciting
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dysphoricmuse: so i made the reservation for the room in okc
dysphoricmuse: it's in norman, actually
dysphoricmuse: ok
Despiteful Angel: reservations
dysphoricmuse: yes
Despiteful Angel: Dorcia?
dysphoricmuse: what?
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dysphoricmuse: i like you
dysphoricmuse: i'm totally gay for you
booze and filth: thanks bb
booze and filth: i'd pound you with a big black strap on
dysphoricmuse: sounds fun
dysphoricmuse: could be different than my usual friday night routine
booze and filth: but i cant cheat on ben~
November 2009
47 posts
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booze and filth: i'll give you a mouthful
ohmaygah: my teenage girl mouth could never hold that much
ohmaygah: oh my
booze and filth: lolo
booze and filth: i'm getting out my big black strap on
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booze and filth: my phone won't charge
booze and filth: i have to go to t-mobile and demand to speak with catherine zeta-jones
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booze and filth: dream about me and a huge bottle of vodka
booze and filth: and vibrators
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booze and filth: ONE Day
ohmaygah: lies
booze and filth: i'll be like *dingdong* HI IM LOLa
booze and filth: SUP~
booze and filth: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ohmaygah: sup~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ohmaygah: bring your cat
booze and filth: i wish
ohmaygah: and say "would you like to pet my kitty"
booze and filth: yes
booze and filth: the night is young!
ohmaygah: and stall before the "kitty" part
booze and filth: haha
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ohmaygah: i just woke up
thirsty platypus: does anyone ever really wake up
thirsty platypus: we're all sleeping
thirsty platypus: life is a dream
thirsty platypus: o bai
ohmaygah: yes, we're all just a dream in the kings mind
thirsty platypus: jesus loves you my son
ohmaygah: nonsense
thirsty platypus: shh let me touch it
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girl monstr: i have to go the gynecologist tomorrow.
ohmaygah: GL HF
girl monstr: no way!
girl monstr: fun.
girl monstr: IMPOSSIBLE, a fucking crane opening my pussy could quite possibly be the most anti-fun thing, ever.
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booze and filth: you're like a malnutritioned african child
booze and filth: i just want to care for you
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thirstyplatypus: 私はあなたの度胸性交したいと思う
ohmaygah: mm, baby
thirstyplatypus: make me proud and translate
ohmaygah: haha
ohmaygah: yes
ohmaygah: let's do it
ohmaygah: right now
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dreamdebris: fuck, it's 3pm on thanksgiving and i'm wasted, this can't be right
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Despiteful Angel: what were you drinking?
effgeet: Gin and a few beers
Despiteful Angel: what kind of gin? i've never tried it
effgeet: I love tanqueray rangpur
Despiteful Angel: see any cool/strange movies lately?
effgeet: I'm iChatting with ohmaygah. Does that count?
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when i was dating this girl she had this certain scent
fish?
clown fish?
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ohmaygah: http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=%22stay+strong+%26+think+thin%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
booze and filth: you're such a 13 yr old girl
booze and filth: i think thats wha=t i like about you
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sierratherobot: i want bumpits.
ohmaygah: PARDON?
sierratherobot: BUMP ITS
ohmaygah: WHAT IS THIS
sierratherobot: for your hair
sierratherobot: uhm
sierratherobot: wikipedia it
ohmaygah: HELLO KITTY RIBBON?
sierratherobot: LOL.
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booze and filth: i want to be there right now
booze and filth: i want to wake up on the sidewalk covered in dog piss but looking up at the palm trees
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ohmaygah: going to the mailbox was depressing because my antidepressants were not there
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Despiteful Angel: you can play hello kitty online with me and sway
Despiteful Angel: http://hko.aeriagames.com/
OscarB85: wow this is gay
OscarB85: i bet you suck each others dicks while you play this
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ohmaygah: i think i fell in love, a little
ohmaygah: once she mentioned cats and drugs
ohmaygah: and japan
ohmaygah: oh wow.
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OscarB85: you didn't win it?
ohmaygah: nope
ohmaygah: yes
ohmaygah: ah, nevermind
OscarB85: what
OscarB85: are you drunk?
ohmaygah: i scroll up on accident and answer old questions
ohmaygah: haha
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ohmaygah: omg, i had THREE asians in my conference on skype
ohmaygah: and one went crazy because the other sounded more asian than her
booze and filth: oh gawd are you camming
ohmaygah: YES
ohmaygah: A MILLION TIMES
ohmaygah: oh, i read that wrong
ohmaygah: oops ;)
wailing steel: brb, i'm going to login from my phone and climb into bed.
sierratherobot: alright, darling.
(10: 09:32) wailing steel has logged out
(10: 13:26) wailing steel is available
wailing steel: I'm back and cooozy.
sierratherobot: welcome to bed. i'm here to make all of your wildest fantasies come true.
wailing steel: Lol, sweet.
wailing steel: Wheres the Minny Mouse costume?
sierratherobot: i was going to go interview at Sonic today, but my friend told me that they're only looking for A and B students.
iaznxknightl: wtf, SONIC is looking for A-B students?? you can teach anyone to put meat on a grill.
sierratherobot: well, you know more about putting meat places than most people do.
iaznxknightl: LOL, SHUTUP.
sierratherobot: LOL, MAKE ME.
iaznxknightl: i'll shove meat in your mouth.
sierratherobot: but i..
sierratherobot: wait, i can't talk. i have meat in my mouth.
iaznxknightl: cracka, who said anything about talking. you're typing.
sierratherobot: ...
sierratherobot: touche.
oneyearrolder: omg. i learned about mean, median, and mode today.
sierratherobot: you're in college, right?
oneyearrolder: yeah? o.o
sierratherobot: just checking.
wailing steel: Don't worry. i'll hide you in my closet.
wailing steel: I'll keep you safe!
sierratherobot: will you remember to feed me?
sierratherobot: omg.
sierratherobot: will you get me a flea collar?
wailing steel: I'll even get you microchipped, baby.
sierratherobot: i love you.
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sierratherobot: omg
sierratherobot: they had one at walmart once.
sierratherobot: isn't that weird?
ohmaygah: THEY FEEL SO NEAT WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM
ohmaygah: yes, i think so
sierratherobot: YOU COULD BUY IT
ohmaygah: they need a rather large aquarium
sierratherobot: for like
sierratherobot: $150
sierratherobot: i felt bad for it
sierratherobot: they had it in a small aquarium.
sierratherobot: they only had one
sierratherobot: like ever
sierratherobot: i think someone just dropped it off like the stork
ohmaygah: haha
ohmaygah: yeah, that is strange for walmart to have
ohmaygah: any normal pet store, anyway
sierratherobot: "please take my deformed, slimy baby and sell it. my husband keeps wanting to make sushi out of him."
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effgeeT: Can't click. In class.
ohmaygah: it's fine, it's in french, nobody will understand it
ohmaygah: SO TURN UP YOUR MACBOOK VOLUME ALL THE WAY
effgeeT: lmao
effgeeT: Thx. I'm sure my prof thinks Im paying attention when he sees me crack a smile
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ohmaygah: okay, i'm done with the sims 3
ohmaygah: i made a lesbian couple, but then noticed that no matter how cool that is, it's still the same game
ohmaygah: and boring micromanagement
ohmaygah: IT'S LIKE ALL THEY DO IS WORK
dreamdebris: hahahahaha
dreamdebris: best review of the sims ever ^^^