• ohmaygah: every time i walk by a pharmacy, i just want to grab onto the cage and just scream "LET ME IN"
  • sierratherobot: LOL.
  • ohmaygah: since they are always closed
  • ohmaygah: and i shop at nights
  • ohmaygah: and all i want is like, 30 seconds
  • ohmaygah: it would be like a supermarket sweep thing
  • ohmaygah: but all i want is drugs

  • Despiteful Angel: WAIT.. imdb says Topless Female Nudity
  • Despiteful Angel: I DID NOT SEE
  • Despiteful Angel: WTF
  • Despiteful Angel: REWATCHING FOR NIPS

  • Despiteful Angel: oh
  • Despiteful Angel: is she 35
  • ohmaygah: she either takes good or bad pictures. she's in the middle in person
  • ohmaygah: i don't know
  • ohmaygah: i forgot
  • ohmaygah: about my age, though
  • Despiteful Angel: 15
  • ohmaygah: ya
  • ohmaygah: she called with her mom in the car, has her permit
  • Despiteful Angel: haha
  • Despiteful Angel: that made me choke
  • Despiteful Angel: on the water

I've started using this Omegle anonymous chat website. This is whats been going on.

  • Stranger: i probably have to eat sooner or later
  • You: go eat something!
  • You: pasta
  • You: mm.
  • Stranger: all i have is bread so its toast for me
  • Stranger: not very appetizing
  • You: awww.
  • You: no jelly or anything?
  • You: thats so sad.
  • You: i'll send you groceries instead of flowers.
  • Stranger: thanks!
  • You: fine cheeses!
  • Stranger: i don't even like flowers
  • Stranger: omg
  • Stranger: are you rich?
  • You: i wish!
  • You: i was just trying to woo you.

  • dragonheadjoe: did you see those gloves with the spikes??
  • sierratherobot: yesss.
  • sierratherobot: obebe.
  • sierratherobot: smack me with them!
  • dragonheadjoe: those are a better version than the ones ive seen
  • dragonheadjoe: you cant smack
  • dragonheadjoe: youll break the skin
  • sierratherobot: EXACTLY.
  • sierratherobot: HIT ME.
  • dragonheadjoe: what you can do
  • dragonheadjoe: is grab
  • dragonheadjoe: and squeeze
  • dragonheadjoe: wait.. what the hell
  • dragonheadjoe: you want to be stabbed?
  • sierratherobot: lmao!
  • sierratherobot: i was mostly joking
  • dragonheadjoe: sure sure...
  • dragonheadjoe: your bf likes hello kitty and your like to be stabbed
  • dragonheadjoe: the universe is goin horribly awry
  • sierratherobot: LOLOL

Omegle?

  • Stranger: tell me your secrets
  • You: LOL
  • You: I don't have any.
  • Stranger: aw fuck
  • You: I'm a robot.
  • Stranger: what kind of robot
  • You: A scary one. With lots of pokey things.
  • Stranger: pokey things ....
  • You: Yeah. iProbe.
  • Stranger: probe ...
  • You: Lmao.
  • You: Tell me your secrets!
  • Stranger: i'm gay
  • You: That's cute.

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  • Wailing Steel: Beeeeeen rolling joints for tomorrow
  • Wailing Steel: Going to smoke some friends out at work.
  • sierratherobot: oic.
  • sierratherobot: i'm going to work tomorrow and i am going to do acid with my manager.
  • sierratherobot: then we are going to sit behind the counter and shoot heroin
  • sierratherobot: then at 12:30 when my friend Eva comes in, we are going to roll fourteen joints and smoke them in the back.
  • sierratherobot: we will invite all of our customers to come and smoke with us for the super low price of only $19.95 per hit.
  • Wailing Steel: Ummmmm... What?
  • sierratherobot: yeah, so if i don't talk to you after work
  • sierratherobot: i probably overdosed. <3

  • que vera sera: srsly i could drum for jack white
  • que vera sera: and he'd turn around and be like
  • que vera sera: o hay
  • que vera sera: meg got cute
  • ohmaygah: :D
  • que vera sera: wat hapen
  • que vera sera: and i'd be like o bby :-*

  • ohmaygah: i'm sure it would work
  • ohmaygah: it does in the cartoons!
  • sierratherobot: LOL
  • sierratherobot: I AM NOT A CARTOON
  • ohmaygah: WHAT
  • sierratherobot: i just sound like one

  • ohmaygah: LETTUCE DO IT
  • sierratherobot: LETTUCE.
  • sierratherobot: LOL.
  • sierratherobot: RIGHT MEOW?
  • ohmaygah: YA
  • ohmaygah: LETTUCE GOPHER IT, RIGHT MEOW

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